Rudy Giuliani on Bernard Kerrick, the mobbed-up, bribe-taking, tax-evading, mistress stalking, ex-personal driver, ex-police commissioner, ex-Iraq occupation official, and ex-failed nominee to a George Bush’s cabinet*:
If I have the same degree of success and failure as president of the United States, this country will be in great shape.
He continued, “My shit tastes like lollipops, 9/11, 9/11.”
* And remember: you can personally authorize torture and still be confirmed to George Bush’s cabinet.
