Nope.
May 24, 2006
Cows?
There really are cows in the streets, but not very many. It’s unclear who, if anyone, owns them or why. I haven’t yet seen a cow and had my camera at the same time.
Om Shanti Shanti Shanti
When your (quite nice but fairly stern) yoga teacher asks you to close your eyes and join him in a Sanskrit (?) prayer, which option is more culturally sensitive?
1) Concentrate on your breathing and keep your mouth shut, or
2) Mumble along semi-phonetically and try to follow the melody.
I’ve been trying Option (2), and I feel like a jackass.
May 23, 2006
This is not me being ignorant, this is you being crazy…
Dad, mom, and baby boy. All riding together. On a motorcycle. None of them have helmets. This is a common occurrence.
A4 paper!
A4 paper is great. No more margin fiddling with European conference papers, and I haven’t had any problem with letter-size documents. It is a peculiar assertion of American hegemony, our heedless attachment to letter-size paper.
Also, from the Efficient Uses of Labor Dept: there is a man whose job it is to stand in the copy room, in case, e.g., you need staples, but are unsure how to load them into your stapler. We have a similar job description in the U.S., but it requires decorating your office space with cat calendars. That’s the great thing about India: lots of staples, no cats.
There are also always plenty of workers available to stare at you if, perhaps, after a week on the job, you still don’t know if the main office door opens inward or outward. And they don’t think you’re stupid. Not at all.
May 21, 2006
Kurkure Red Chilli Chatka
Some intriguing copy on the back of a bag of Kurkure Red Chilli Chatka (with “Extra Chatpata, Extra Mast”):
INGREDIENTS: Rice Meal, Edible Oil, Corn Meal, Gram Meal, Spices & Condiments and Salt.
CONTAINS ADDED FLAVOURS.
A Proprietary Food.




