If you live in a Blue State: Vote.
If you live in a Red State: Vote.
If you live in a “battleground” state: Vote.
Tell your parents: Vote.
Tell your siblings: Vote.
Let your born-again uncle slip your mind.
Tell your slacker friends who think they’re too fucking cool: Vote.
Tell your yuppie douchebag friends who think they can never leave work: Vote.
Tell your cat: Vote.
Tell your dog: Vote.
Tell Mickey Mouse: Vote.
Then: Vote.
Vote, vote, vote.
To find your polling place, visit VoteForChange.com.*
* If you are uncomfortable asking Barack Obama where your polling place is: Don’t Vote.
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