Instant coffee is surprisingly acceptable when you have no other options. The espresso machine in the office makes a barely tolerable cup of weak coffee. When I first arrived, you had to memorize the morphism:
Black coffee = Hot water
Large black coffee = coffee w/ milk
Espresso = Milk
Since then, somebody has helpfully annotated the machine.
Procrastiblog 
Fix this situation before June 23 or face my headachey wrath. Fix it!
Comment by H. — May 25, 2006 @ 8:01 pm
I’ll see what I can do. I should be able to track down a percolator, at least, if not a proper coffee maker.
Comment by Chris — May 26, 2006 @ 10:55 am
Hell hath no furry like a caffine addict suffering from DT’s
Comment by matt — June 2, 2006 @ 3:40 pm