Procrastiblog

August 31, 2009

Food Processing Prometheus

Filed under: Not Tech — Chris @ 9:53 pm

To: All my food processing comrades at the Park Slope Food Co-op

I had a cheese wrapping epiphany during my shift today. You know how it’s really annoying to pull out and tear off the Cling Wrap while you have the plastic gloves on? Here’s what I want you to do: grab a knife and cut the Cling Wrap. You can just keep the roll next to the cutting board, pull the wrap across the board, then slice the wrap with the tip of the knife. Your life will improve, at least for two hours and forty-five minutes.

BONUS TIP: To listen to a personal music player on the stereo, plug it into the headphone jack that’s lying on top of the stereo receiver, then flip the “Tape Mon” switch. Also, there’s an index of the “Food to Process Music By” CDs taped to the right side of the fridge next to the stereo.

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2 Comments

  1. Chris – Thanks for posting this. Kudos to everyone who wraps the cheese and keeps the coop running.

    Comment by Yuri Weber — September 1, 2009 @ 9:06 am

  2. Thanks, Yuri! I’ll see you in the walk-in.

    Comment by Chris — September 2, 2009 @ 12:12 pm


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