Procrastiblog

October 8, 2007

You’re Welcome, Afghanistan

Filed under: Not Tech, Politics — Chris @ 2:35 pm

So, the U.S. is trying to eradicate Afghanistan’s opium crop again. The sheer, neck-snapping cluelessness of this leaves me practically speechless. All at once, we are trying to:

a) Make the Afghans like us, get them to appreciate our good will, and therefore convince them not to join or lend assistance to the Taliban.

b) Destroy their livelihoods.

In an additional sign of brilliance, the U.S. government* conflates the drug trade with the profits that the Taliban skims off the drug trade. Basically, the Taliban is shaking down rural farmers and drug traffickers by “levying taxes.” Does the Bush Administration think that, if the drug trade were ended or replaced with equally profitable legal transactions, the Taliban would just stop shaking people down?

Really?

This is like trying to reduce robbery by deciding that nobody is allowed to have money.

* In olden times, instead of “the U.S. government” or “the Bush administration,” I would say “we,” as in “we Americans” or “our U.S. government, of, by, and for the people.” Nowadays, when somebody says “we” and means “the U.S. government”, I think: “Who’s we? Speak for yourself, buddy.”

[UPDATE] If you like a dash of facts with your outrage and colorful metaphors, see Mark Kleiman (via Mr Yglesias). Bottom line, our policy priorities should be: first, defeat the Taliban, distant second, control the drug trade. And: steps taken to control the drug trade should probably have some measurable effect on the drug trade greater than or equal to their (deleterious) effect on priority the first.

October 4, 2007

Hung!

Filed under: Not Tech, Top Chef, TV — Chris @ 12:29 pm

Well, then! Congratulations to Chef Hung! I think it was as simple as (to paraphrase Howard Hawks) “one great dish, no bad dishes.” I was very surprised to see Casey self-destruct in that way. I think she had a more than 50% chance going in and then… what happened? The only dish the judges like was… Howie’s? And she admitted it too! (Take that, Tiffany!)

A note to future cheftestants: I do not advocate ever making a dessert. If it’s good, the best you’ll get is a “meh” (as Hung did last night) and, if it’s bad, your judgment will be called into question (“Why did you choose to make a dessert? Was that the very best dish you could have presented?”). You will not get points for “daring.” Nor does it matter that any paying customer would demand something sweet at the end of a tasting menu: the judges aren’t paying customers and you aren’t a pastry chef. Stick to what you know.

October 3, 2007

Top Chef Pre-Show

Filed under: Not Tech, Top Chef, TV — Chris @ 11:56 pm

My heart is with Hung. Dude’s got mad skills. The worst charge leveled at him so far is that his food lacks “soul” and is not “him.”* I have a feeling, if he stays focused, produces at his usual high level, and surprises them with some tasty, “soulful” food, he can take the prize. I don’t know, somehow I just identify with the cerebral social outcast. He is Marcel’s revenge.

I will not be in the least surprised or upset if Casey wins. She’s been consistently excellent, especially in the second half of the season (with the notable exception of the Onion Incident). She’s smart, likeable, and cute as a button. If Bravo has anything to say about it, she’s a shoe-in.

I will be surprised but not terribly upset if Dale wins. He has a tendency to lose his head in the heat of competition (e.g., miscounting his servings, forgetting his sauce) and is far more prone to misfires (especially, for some reason, adding too much hot pepper) than either Hung or Casey. He also has a hideous faux-hawk. So there’s that.

* I love the following, from a Village Voice interview with Hung: “What does that mean, when [Colicchio] says ‘We don’t see Hung.’? What should I do, make sweet and sour chicken and wontons? I’m trained in French food. I love French food. That is me.”

September 2, 2007

World Tour Postponed

Filed under: Not Tech — Chris @ 6:48 pm

Due to inclement weather. Healing light, damn you! Healing light!

August 27, 2007

A Post? Woohoo!

Filed under: Not Tech, Top Chef, Waste of Time — Chris @ 3:37 pm

Wow, that was my longest blogging gap in the post-India era. And it’s going to get longer, unfortunately. I’ve been really busy with pretending to be a graduate student, plus my mother is having brain surgery (feel free to do whatever you think may help in this Godless, wicked world… perhaps you could envision a healing light), plus I’ll be gone for a few weeks touring the Continent. I promise all my slobbering fans I’ll be back in September with outraged liberal me-too-ism, boring posts about OCaml, and Top Chef finale-blogging*. A più tarde, i miei amici…

* I would’ve put Tre at 3-to-1 to win the whole thing. The smart money is now on a Hung/CJ final. (Casey would be a contender if she could chop an onion.)

July 25, 2007

Hill Country, NYC

Filed under: Food, Not Tech — Chris @ 2:51 am

The New York Times review on Hill Country—the new Texas-style barbecue joint in Chelsea—is correct in every particular. I would add that I found the fatty brisket too fatty (I’m not one to complain about fattiness in general) though still absolutely delicious, and that H and Stephen were terribly offended by the number of lines involved.

July 24, 2007

V1agra Cheap!!! Teen Sluts

Filed under: Not Tech, Waste of Time — Chris @ 2:57 am

The last few posts have been delayed because Blogger thinks I may not be a real human being, but rather a sophisticated spambot sent back from the future to corrupt everybody’s .emacs file.

July 11, 2007

Fp!

Filed under: Not Tech — procrastiblog @ 1:25 pm

I’m just giving this WordPress thing a spin. Check out my Blogger blog. I think someday when I have lots of time (ha!) I will move my blog here.

July 8, 2007

Lessons in Vegetarian Cooking

Filed under: Food, Not Tech — Chris @ 12:05 am

Sautéing tofu dogs is a bad idea.

July 3, 2007

The Post-CD Universe

Filed under: Not Tech — Chris @ 3:12 pm

I have recently finished ripping our entire CD collection to MP3. We now officially live in the post-CD universe. From now on, all of our music will be acquired in digital form (from eMusic, when possible). The final stats according to iTunes are: 16,804 songs, 42 days playing time, 77.04 GB (that’s 60% of the usable space on my shiny new 400GB hard disk).

The project took me about a month of evenings and weekends, processing the 50-75% of our CDs that had never been ripped (or had been lost in one of the great iPod disasters of ’04, ’05, or ’06 (Never again!)).

Over that month, I’ve heard the following objections expressed by multiple guilty parties.

Objection: “But I like CDs. I like the medium. I like the having them.”

Response: You are a fool. You are a human being, not a magpie: you don’t need a pile of shiny discs to validate your existence. Compact discs have no inherent value beyond the information that is encoded upon them.

Objection: “But the sound quality is not as good.”

Response: You are talking to someone who cut his teeth listening to DIY 7″ records, cassette demos, and entire albums recorded on boomboxes. I ripped everything, including the jazz and classical, at 192kbps/VBR (i.e., “near-CD quality”). And that is good enough for me. If you have a problem with that, you are a wanker. If you persist in this objection, I will ask you to leave.

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